A Promise-breakologist
Actually I did consider a lot before writing this piece. I know that it will hurt him quite hard and I should not write this way about one of my closed friend. Wait, hmmm. No, I am just kidding. I will write in any way I like as it is MY place, not anyone else’. And I don’t dare play trick on him; even though he is twice bigger than me. hohoho.
He is not as bad as my new nickname for him anyway. He is the person who you will be impressed a lot in the first time. He is a very kind… No, very kind is not the suitable word. He is extremely kind… No, still not good enough. He is the better-than-anyone-who-you-can-think-of :D. He appears in the way you will totally trust and rely on. As a good friend, he will promise a lot even the things you may not touch upon. When you have something to do, he always says that he will help you. And most of the time he will, but the point is that it may be nonsense when he completes hehe. Let’s take an example: you are drowning in the sea and shouting out: help, help, help me plzz. There is a kind man who says to you: don’t worry, I have a life buoy in my boat and I will give it to you; for free :D. Then the life buoy may never come to you as he forget or he just does not have it. If he remembers, you may need it to bring back your skeleton to the cemetery lol.
He likes promising. No, he loves it. It makes him and his friends feel happy. The point is that he promises too much to too many people. How can just a normal man can keep such a ton of promises :D. As being one of my best friend, he did promise to me many times. For calculation purpose, I think around 10-20% of promises have been kept. However, the number is not too bad; it is equal or even little more than promises I give to him :D. Unfortunately, 80-90% of broken promises make me sometimes feel tired.
Don’t worry, my friend. I get used to it and it’s normal to me. And being able to give promises is also good enough in the world people find hard to believe others, rite? So just being promise-breaker as you are hehe. But bear in mind that if you can give less and raise the keeping times percentage little more, it will be good for you, my dear :D.
(Firstly, I thought promise-breaker is a newly created word by me, but in fact it doesn’t. You guys can look it up in the dictionary. I make up my mind and change it into promise-breakologist. It is brand-new word and it souds more professional hahaha).
