A meatologist
Even in the urban dictionary (@ urbandictionary.com), I did not find the description of this word. Talking about this dictionary, I did find the full explanation of shitologist when we give that nick name for Mr. Hoang Shit (He will be angry today if you call him “shit”, so be careful :D). However, urban dictionary or shit is not the topic for this piece of writing, it’s about one of my best friends’ - Huy’s philosophy.
When we were @ “his own café” some weeks ago, Huy was extremely interested in the philosophy which can be summarized as follow: the one who eats meat will be huger, more beautiful and stronger than the one who does not. He gives us several supporting ideas. For instance, meat-eating animals (carnivore) are almost bigger, stronger and more beautiful than the grass-eating ones (herbivore) such as tiger, lion and so on. And even we the human beings are not exception. The westerners are bigger, taller and more civilized than Asian where most people eat rices and grow rice in the past. Then he insists that we should eat meats as much as we can.
Of course I love meat (any kind of meat lol) then I agree with him to some certain extents. So I give him the new nick name: The Meatologist or Nhà Thịt Học (or Nhà Xôi Thịt Học) hahaha.
Update @ 05/11/2011: when i share this entry to his gf, i find out that when we argue that there are some very big herbivore such as hippopotamus (?), elephant or something else. He insists that despite their huge body, they look stupid and ugly :D. I said to him that elephant is quite ok and good looking. He might argue that it is exceptional and there are some abnormal in a even distribution (that’s my own words inspired with his thought :D. I don’t think that he now can remember anything related to statistics and so do I lol).
